$999.50 Too Much

It is being reported that Tara Reid had a nice meltdown in the latest issue of Steppin' Out magazine, complaining about her unfair treatment by the media.

She said:

"I need one more great movie role so they say, 'Wow, she can act! She's a great actress.' Then I think they'll leave me alone."

Another great role? What was the first, pray tell? American Pie? Van Wilder? Body Shots? The only decent part I can even think of was her role as Bunny Lebowski, and I'm sure that wasn't much of a stretch.

Perhaps she should pull a Bunny Lebowski and leave without telling anyone. Maybe then the next time you'll hear from her is ten years from now when she approaches you from a dirty alley and says, "I'll suck your cock for the change in your pocket."

And you won't even need to find a cash machine.