Shape Up And Shut Up

It seems that a bunch of people who thought that Dr. Phil could solve their weight problems with his "Shape Up!' diet plan didn't lose weight and are now suing the t.v. psychologist.

From what I gather, his diet plan consisted of taking a bunch of pills and dieting and exercising, but the people seeking legal action were led to believe that they didn't need the diet and exercise, and that just the pills alone would work. These morons don't seem to realize that it is the pills that they don't need.

And who the hell would take Dr. Phil's advice on weight loss anyway? Have you seen this guy? The only place he doesn't need to lose weight is his hairline.

Thank you Oprah for foisting another useless t.v. pitchman on us.