Say It Isn't So!

First Brad and Jen, and now a report from US Weekly that Nick Lachay and Jessica Simpson are splitting up.

If a B-List bimbo and a C-List mangina can't make it, what chance do the rest of us have?

Expect to see their faces smeared across every celebrity gossip magazine (probably with a nice faux-tear between them) as the vultures express how shocked they are at this turn of events.

Then expect a few more months of cover stories about them in "respectable" adverzines like Vogue and GQ where they discuss how hard it is to be single and how they will always love each other, but they are in "different places."

Then expect a movie starring Simpson where she falls for the leading man while shooting and sets off another round of celebrity romance chatter.

I can't wait to ignore all of it.