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Saturday, October 08, 2005

Ad Man, Short For Bad Man?

CNET News.com writer Elinor Mills posted a brief report about the annual conference of the Association of National Advertisers (ANA). In it, she quotes Bob Liodice, president and CEO of the ANA complaining about:
"unwarranted criticism advertisers have received for their alleged role in causing obesity and 'other social ills.' What about 'personal responsibility?' he noted. The attempts to 'vilify U.S. marketers' will not be tolerated, he said. Advertising 'is one of the most socially responsible industries in America.'"

"Socially responsible" may be stretching it a bit, but this is a capitalist society, and you cannot blame the advertisers for caving in to the massive amounts of money they get paid to sell whatever their corporate benefactors shove in front of their cameras. It's not the advertisers' job to make the product, it's their job to sell it to us. They would come up with a campaign to sell a knife called "The Juice" with OJ Simpson's smiling face on the box if Bowie gave them enough money.

Sure, there should be some amount of personal responsibility. If you don't know that eating two Big Macs and shitting for an hour isn't good for you, then maybe you should get fat and die early. However, the real blame rests squarely on the heads of the producers of that garbage. If McDonald's "special sauce" wasn't pure chemicals and was instead something healthy, the advertisers could use the same pitch and people wouldn't be so fat.

These companies need to start spending less money on advertising, and more money on the quaility of their products and services.

3 Comments:

Blogger bloodysox said...

2 Notes:

I believe McDonald's "special sauce" is simply ketchup and mayo..could be wrong though.

Capitalism can not exist (wholly)without advertising. So if you're in favor of Capitalism, you have to be in favor of advertising. With that being said, advertisers could definately be more socially responsible than they are now. But I agree, 90% of the blame is on dumb consumers and greedy corporations producing shit products.

12:32 PM, October 11, 2005

 
Blogger JTA said...

I'm not saying that advertising should be done away with. I'm saying that the companies producing the garbage should spend more than 10% of their total expenditures on product and less than 90% on advertising.

Look at movies these days. They spend way more money on advertising the crap movies than on the good ones. And what happens? The crap ones have blockbuster openings and then disappear, while the good movies have small openings but hang around for a while. If they advertised the good ones like they do the crap, they'd have blockbuster openings AND hang around for a while.

Regarding "special sauce," I'm sure there are some sort of chemical additives that are cheaper than ketchup and mayonaise to add more volume - like the sawdust and ground newspaper they put in the burgers.

12:57 PM, October 11, 2005

 
Blogger bloodysox said...

Hahaha.

Do you really think they do that?

Sawdust and Ground Newspapers?

Honestly, if people were eating sawdust and ground newspapers it probably wouldn't be as bad for them (from a calorie and getting fat standpoint) as eating animal fat and grease. I'd have to guess that what is in those burgers, if not meat (that was a joke!) or animal fat, has got to be worse than sawdust and ground newspapers.

Let's see...they probably scoop up all the grease and 'leavins from the grill's grease traps after a full day's worth of frying burgers, seal the sludge in old, rusty coffee cans, and ship them off to McDonalds Burger-Creation Headquarters (which is most likely in an abondoned asbestos factory in Chechnya, I'm almost sure of it).

Once there, the sludge is combined with grade Q meat and mixed together in huge steel vats (remember...asbestos vats). Then out comes freshly minted patties and off they are shipped to McDonalds restaurants (using that term loosely) around the world!

2:09 PM, October 11, 2005

 

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